tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26439712397073500202012-02-15T23:54:16.562-08:00Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2643971239707350020.post-41664415942716258432008-07-03T20:47:00.000-07:002008-07-03T20:48:23.901-07:00Q. Do female frogs croak?<br />A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.<br /><br /><br />Q.If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?<br />A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.<br /><br /><br />Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.<br />A.. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.<br /><br /><br />Q.You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?<br />A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.<br /><br /><br />Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?<br />A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.<br /><br /><br />Q.Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?<br />A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.<br /><br /><br />Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?<br />A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..<br /><br />< B><br />Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?<br />A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.<br /><br /><br />Q.As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?<br />A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget .<br /><br /><br />Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.<br /><br /><br />Q.Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?<br />A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.<br /><br /><br />Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?<br />A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.<br /><br /><br />Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.<br /><br /><br />Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?<br />A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.<br /><br /><br />Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?<br />A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.<br /><br /><br />Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?<br /><br /><br />Q.If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.<br /><br /><br />Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?<br />A.. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.<br /><br /><br />Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.<br /><br /><br />Q.Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?<br />A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.<br /><br /><br />Q.. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?<br /><br /><br />Q.When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?<br />A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.<br /><br /><br />Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?<br />A. Charley Weaver: His feet.<br /><br /><br />Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?<br />A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2643971239707350020-4166441594271625843?l=hollywoodsquaresquips.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0